Okayy. I’m literally so jealous of every pretty girl. I’m constantly comparing myself to everyone. Those girls with the perfect, supermodel bodies and gorgeous faces literally kill me because I don’t understand how the hell they can look so good all the damn time and I’m just chillin’ over here. I work my ass off everyday to even come off as being somewhat presentable in public and some of these girls can just wake up and throw some sweats on and look like they just got off the set of a fucking photo shoot. Like, really? Not cool.